#good news

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off. ↗

— Bob Hope

#bad #bad news #coming #good #good news

The elimination of the barbaric terrorist Abu Musab al-Zarqawi is good news for the world. ↗

— Spencer Bachus

#barbaric #elimination #good #good news #news

When good news about the market hits the front page of the New York Times, sell. ↗

— Bernard Baruch

#front #good #good news #hits #market

The good news is that parents are the leading influence on kids' decision not to drink alcohol. ↗

— Xavier Becerra

#decision #drink #good #good news #influence

Maybe some of today's papers have too many 'feel-good' features, but there is a lot of good news out there. ↗

— Ben Bradlee

#good #good news #lot #many #maybe

I had a great '70s. I survived it, and that's always good news. ↗

— Jeff Bridges

#good #good news #great #had #i

The good news is that even minimal activity can significantly extend life. ↗

— Howard Coble

#even #extend #good #good news #life

I can't come on like a parent to these kids, if I do, I won't be able to have fun working with them. The good news is they all have parents. The younger ones, their parents by law have to be on set. ↗

— Stephen Collins

#come #fun #good #good news #have fun

Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel. ↗

— David Letterman

#bad news #bomb #camel #drop #experts

We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is Iraq is ours, and the bad news is Iraq is ours. ↗

— David Letterman

#bad news #defeated #good #good news #hussein