#good news

The good news is that even minimal activity can significantly extend life. ↗

— Howard Coble

#even #extend #good #good news #life

Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel. ↗

— David Letterman

#bad news #bomb #camel #drop #experts

We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is Iraq is ours, and the bad news is Iraq is ours. ↗

— David Letterman

#bad news #defeated #good #good news #hussein

If you don't change your beliefs, your life will be like this forever. Is that good news? ↗

— W. Somerset Maugham

#change #forever #good #good news #life

I was one of the first to read the 'ER' script and the good news is George Clooney still gives me credit for helping to launch his career. I had George Clooney under contract for four years in a row before 'ER' happened. He's one of the few who remembers the people who helped him. ↗

— Leslie Moonves

#career #clooney #contract #credit #few

I hope there will be some good news and some good profits, and people will realize we have a lot of outstanding executives, and a lot of companies that are doing a good job, and those are good companies to invest in. ↗

— Don Nickles

#doing #executives #good #good job #good news

Nothing in fine print is ever good news. ↗

— Andy Rooney

#fine #fine print #good #good news #news

Problems are the price of progress. Don't bring me anything but trouble. Good news weakens me. ↗

— Charles Kettering

#bring #good #good news #me #news

Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane. ↗

— Charlie Sheen

#good #good news #here #i #insane

To a journalist, good news is often not news at all. ↗

— Phil Donahue

#good news #journalist #news #often