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#bag

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Real success is being totally indulgent about your own trip. You put your blinders on about the garbage and go full speed ahead.


Betsey Johnson


#ahead #being #blinders #full #garbage

If my love were a bagel, I’d put cream cheese on it. But it’s not a bagel, so I just put cheddar on top. Would you like to try a sample?



Jarod Kintz


#breakfast #cheddar #cheese #cream-cheese #love

I stood for almost an hour in a line of shuffling, bitter - eyed late mailers (Christmas is such a carefree, low - pressure time - that's one of the things I love about it),...


Stephen King


#christmas #sarcasm #love

People are here because they've got baggage. I'm talking curbside-check-in, pay-the-fine-'cause-it's-over-fifty-pounds kind of baggage. Get it?


Lauren Kate


#humor #humor

People with a high tolerance for boredom can get a lot of thinking done.


Stephen King


#stephen-king #love

The nice thing about wading in earthly pleasures is that if you make it to heaven, the landfills are full of pruned feathers and God’s silky beard trimmings. And if you don’t make it to heaven, at least you’ll have fond memories of the air-conditioned garbage truck.


Bauvard


#funny #garbage #humor #funny

I want certain conversations to come equipped with antilock brakes, especially if I'm talking to a real airbag.


Jarod Kintz


#airheads #conversations #enlightenment #humor #humor

On my first album I was wearing a lot of guys pants, baggy clothes and stuff like that. I was 17 and I was a little tomboy. And you would never see me wearing a dress or heels on my first record.


Avril Lavigne


#baggy #clothes #dress #first #guys

All the same, I should like it all plain and clear," said he obstinately, putting on his business manner (usually reserved for people who tried to borrow money off him), and doing his best to appear wise and prudent and professional and live up to Gandalf's recommendation. "Also I should like to know about risks, out-of-pocket expenses, time required and remuneration, and so forth"--by which he meant: "What am I going to get out of it ? and am I going to come back alive?


J.R.R. Tolkien


#business

That's a big trunk," James said, as we jammed in the leathery old case that looked so much like the black heart of some leviathan. "It fits a tuba, three suitcases, a dead dog, and a garment bag almost perfectly." "That's just what they used to say in the ads," I said...


Michael Chabon


#dead-dogs #garment-bags #suitcases #trunk-space #tubas






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