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My favorite healthy foods are Jamaican chicken soup, Jamaican chicken stew peas, Jamaican brown stew chicken, plantains and banana chips.


Sanya Richards-Ross


#brown #chicken #chips #favorite #foods

Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.



Dark Jar Tin Zoo


#condom #food #fruit #funny #humor

Nobody peels a banana before stabbing themselves with it. But that’s exactly how I love—dangerously. 



Jarod Kintz


#dangerous #dangerously #food #fruit #funny

I was born in the Midwest, where 'salad' was cherry Jell-O with bananas in it. Now children are more aware of healthy foods.


Candy Crowley


#bananas #born #cherry #children #foods

I want to see an elephant hunt down a man for the sole purpose of collecting his teeth, while a chorus of typewriters sings songs that praises the bananas for their wisdom, leadership, and their high levels of potassium.


Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #dada #funny #humor #hunt

Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.


Ryan Stiles


#eating #i #interrupt #me #never

If I'm playing in the morning, I'll get some carbs early: porridge with chopped banana. If I'm playing in the afternoon, I'll start with less carbs and have some eggs and fruit for breakfast, then a light lunch about 90 minutes before I play, so I don't feel sluggish or full.


Rory McIlroy


#about #afternoon #banana #before #breakfast

I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic... That to me was funny.


Christopher Meloni


#chris #chris rock #example #funny #gap

You know, if you have a zoo you don't want the other creatures to see you. You want them to hang out and act properly and, you know, when the monkeys will come and ask for the bananas, they won't act like monkeys. If you want them to act on what their true nature is, you've got to leave them alone.


Tarsem Singh


#alone #ask #bananas #come #creatures






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