#banana

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.' ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#banana #friend #frozen #i #later

I was born in the Midwest, where 'salad' was cherry Jell-O with bananas in it. Now children are more aware of healthy foods. ↗

— Candy Crowley

#bananas #born #cherry #children #foods

I want to see an elephant hunt down a man for the sole purpose of collecting his teeth, while a chorus of typewriters sings songs that praises the bananas for their wisdom, leadership, and their high levels of potassium. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#bizarre #dada #funny #humor #hunt

Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana. ↗

— Ryan Stiles

#eating #i #interrupt #me #never

Intellectual property has the shelf life of a banana. ↗

— Bill Gates

#intellectual #intellectual property #life #property #shelf

Without hurting anybody, we all tend to laugh at others' discomfort. When someone slips on a banana skin and falls it's funny. ↗

— Shahrukh Khan

#banana #discomfort #falls #funny #hurting

My belief about acting in one foot on a banana peel and the other one in the grave. ↗

— Mark Ruffalo

#acting #banana #belief #foot #grave

I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe. ↗

— Ryan Stiles

#bananas #because #buy #by the time #get

This is what it means to be loved... when someone wants to touch you, to be tender... ↗

— Banana Yoshimoto

#love #tenderness #the-lake #touch #love