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#baseball player

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #baseball player




I was a professional baseball player from the time I was drafted out of high school in 1981 until the time I retired in 2003.


David Cone


#baseball #baseball player #drafted #high #high school

If they had rankings in baseball, maybe I would have been able to do the math and figure out my chances of being a professional baseball player versus a tennis player. But that was the decision-maker for me, I just thought I was better in tennis.


Jim Courier


#ball player #baseball #baseball player #been #being

All I can say is I've been reading the lips of bleeped-out words, angry baseball players, and stoned-out rock stars on awards shows for years and it's been hilarious. Everyone is always asking me what the bleeped-out parts are saying.


Marlee Matlin


#angry #asking #awards #baseball #baseball players

I was a professional athlete, the best baseball player in the world at one point.


Jose Canseco


#ball player #baseball #baseball player #best #i

I love being an older comic now. It's like being an old soccer or an old baseball player. You're in the Hall of Fame and it's nice, but you're no longer that person in the limelight on the spot doing that thing.


Eric Idle


#baseball #baseball player #being #comic #doing






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