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#batman

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #batman




Then I reminded myself that all intelligent children suffer bad dreams.


Grant Morrison


#children #dreams #dreams

Batman: a force of chaos in my world of perfect order. The dark side of the Soviet dream. Rumored to be a thousand murdered dissidents, they said he was a ghost. A walking dead man. A symbol of rebellion that would never fade as long as the system survived. Anarchy in black.


Mark Millar


#batman #dark-knight #red-son #superman #dreams

Atticus "three kinds of cat shit, Oberon." Oberon "and an arrogant family of squirrels.


Kevin Hearne


#batman-inuendos #great-swearing #family

See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moon light... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. Y'see... Y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea... He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!' B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... He says 'Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!


Alan Moore


#freedom

Green Lantern: "What are your powers anyway? You can't fly." Batman: "No." Green Lantern: "Super-strength?" Batman: "No." Green Lantern: "Hold on a second... You're not just some guy in a bat costume, are you? Are you freaking kidding me?!


Geoff Johns


#funny #green-lantern #justice-league #superheroes #funny

I'm the goddamn Batman.


Frank Miller


#humor #humor

It's just another of Robin's sayings. Like, 'Holy strawberries, Batman, we're in a jam! Or, Holy Kleenex, Batman, it was right under our nose and we blew it!


Karen Marie Moning


#dani-o-malley #humor #humor

[He]... watches the Joker rising from his wheelchair, the way a rabbit watches car headlights bearing down, unable to move a single, spotlit muscle. The madman's limbs appear to unlatch as though some psychotic god has chosen to give life to a complicated Swiss Army knife. The Joker's head rotates... the green lasers of his eyes target the keys at the big man's belt, and he shakes his head.


Grant Morrison


#joker #life

These characters were like twelve-bar blues or other chord progressions. Given the basic parameters of Batman, different creators could play very different music.


Grant Morrison


#comics #music

I don't believe in superheroes but I love Batman movies. There's a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic.


Aisha Tyler


#believe #entertained #every #fantastic #i






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