#be

Now for my own case, I bless the Lord that, for all that hath been said of me, my conscience doth not condemn me. I do not say I am free of sin, but I am at peace with God through a slain Mediator; and I believe that there is no salvation but only in Christ. ↗

— Donald Cargill

#been #believe #bless #case #christ

One day I think it's the greatest idea ever that I'm working on. The next day I think it's the worst that I've ever worked on - and I swing between that a lot. Some days I'm very happy with what I'm doing, and the next day I am desperate - it's not working out! ↗

— Eric Carle

#between #day #days #desperate #doing

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. ↗

— George Carlin

#bad #bad girls #because #jolly #knows

Kate is going to come back, she is going to be super-strong again. Everybody is going to want her again because she is that kind of person. She is very professional and beautiful and she is going to be around forever. ↗

— Helena Christensen

#around #back #beautiful #because #come

As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy. ↗

— Al Yankovic

#being #father #happy #life #living

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. ↗

— George Carlin

#belief #die #gets #goes #roof

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. ↗

— George Carlin

#confused #evil #forces #house #may

I'm a fun person. I like cracking jokes and being completely nerdy. ↗