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The cool wind blew in my face and all at once I felt as if I had shed dullness from myself. Before me lay a long gray line with a black mark down the center. The birds were singing. It was spring.


Burl Ives


#birds #black #blew #center #cool

Verse comedy is interesting to me because of the challenge of writing in rhymed couplets, which is not a form that's usually amenable to English, yet to me it gives great possibility for comedy.


David Ives


#because #challenge #comedy #english #form

As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office.


Molly Ivins


#anyway #around #belong #drink #legislature

I believe in practicing prudence at least once every two or three years.


Molly Ivins


#every #i #i believe #i believe in #least

Throughout his life, Ronald Reagan believed America is capable of great things and its people could and would lead the way if left unburdened by taxation and regulation.


William L. Jenkins


#believed #capable #could #great #great things

In stand-up it really helps to play yourself and talk about your own feelings. You cannot fail to be original if you're just talking about what you think about X, Y and Z. Unless you've got a twin brother who's also a stand-up.


Eddie Izzard


#also #be original #brother #cannot #fail

America does not like people being not nice to dogs.


Rob James-Collier


#being #does #dogs #like #nice

Do what you love; you'll be better at it. It sounds pretty simple, but you'd be surprised how many people don't get this one right away.


LL Cool J


#better #do what you love #get #how #love

In argument similes are like songs in love; they describe much, but prove nothing.


Franz Kafka


#describe #like #love #much #nothing

Whereas there's a wealth of galleries in Australia, everyone's got a gallery in Australia or wants your work. Because the art scene is smaller in Indonesia, there's not so much competition.


Andrew Jack


#australia #because #competition #everyone #galleries






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