#beer

He was a wise man who invented beer. ↗

— Plato

#invented #man #who #wise #wise man

You know I love pot, and I love beer, but I am totally sober, just because it completely stopped working for me. ↗

— Anthony Kiedis

#because #beer #completely #i #i am

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer. ↗

— Arnold Schwarzenegger

#beer #drink #grow #grow up #milk

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. ↗

— Henry Lawson

#feel #makes #ought #way #without

Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime! ↗

— Bill Owen

#brew #give #hour #lifetime #man

Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer. ↗

— Billy Carter

#blue #boy #got #i #neck

God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer. ↗

— Anne Sexton

#brown #full #god #soft #voice

There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong. ↗

— Ron White

#beer #could #diet #drink #else

They sell courage of a sort in the taverns. And another sort, though not for sale, a man can find in the confessional. Try the alehouses and the churches, Hugh. In either a man can be quiet and think. ↗

— Ellis Peters

#beer #confession #courage #drinking #quietness

Do you even know what hammerd means?" I asked. "Something to do with drinking your American beer out of a hole in the side of a can?" Dave reached over and slapped him on the shin. "Close enough. ↗

— Jennifer Rardin

#humor #death