#beer

I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy. ↗

— Emo Philips

#beer #getting #i #nursing #quite

We're basically after Joe's beer money, and Joe likes his beer, so you better make sure that what you give him is at least as pleasurable to him as having his six-pack of beer would be. ↗

— Jerry Pournelle

#basically #beer #better #give #having

I'd like us to deliver a little message to all the men still out there who think it's the '50s, and coming home simply means watching television with a beer. ↗

— Patricia Richardson

#coming #coming home #deliver #home #i

As far as my street cred goes, I'll always have that, because I always hang with the kids. I'll jump right off the stage and buy them a beer. I'll be a star on stage, but I'll always hang with the kids. ↗

— Kid Rock

#as far as #because #beer #buy #far

I have a beer belly. ↗

— Christy Turlington

#belly #i

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer. ↗

— Brendan Behan

#beer #cheaper #connected #except #food

They drink a lotta beer, do a lotta riding around; I drink a lotta beer, do a lotta riding around. ↗

— Larry Brown

#beer #drink #i #lotta #riding

I do like beer, but lately I've started drinking non-alcoholic beer and I like the taste of it and I don't get the alcohol, so that's a good alternative also. ↗

— Mike Ditka

#also #alternative #beer #drinking #get

I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven't had a drink now in 12 years. ↗

— Samuel L. Jackson

#beer #beers #bought #drink #drinking

When you are on tour in the UK it takes a few hours to get anywhere. A lot of the time you can have a beer, close your eyes for two minutes, and then you are there. In the U.S. it is much more like a road trip as all the cities are so spread apart. ↗

— Kelly Jones

#apart #beer #cities #close #eyes