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Bingeing is such an emotionally frenetic activity that no other concerns can exist in the same space. It is a hell that people who are food-sensitive are familiar with; and, because it is known, it is therefore not so terrifying as some of the problems that are outside our control. Problems like divorce, illness, death.


Geneen Roth


#compulsive-eating #death

When one fib becomes due as it were, you must forge another to take up the old acceptance; and so the stock of your lies in circulation inevitably multiplies, and the danger of detection increases every day.


William Makepeace Thackeray


#lies #vanity

I would rather die than be a plumber, but thanks to lead I can do both.


Benson Bruno


#humor #plumbing #funny

One must binge constantly to remain self-employed. To sober up would result in getting fired for over-efficiency.


Bauvard


#binging #employment #funny #humor #sobriety

I've heard there’s a lot of bagpiping in that house. I'd love to go check it out." "So...you want to join the secret society of revolutionary plumbers.


Benson Bruno


#humor #plumbing #secret-society #funny

His voice was oily and slick as it poured from his mouth like liquid acid, threatening to hook onto the woman's hair like a fishing hook and drag her back to death.


Stephen Craig


#death #disturbing #horror #killer #death

I thought climbing the Devil's Thumb would fix all that was wrong with my life. In the end, of course, it changed almost nothing. But I came to appreciate that mountains make poor receptacles for dreams.


Jon Krakauer


#climbing #into-the-wild #krakauer #change

When you want something, all the Universe conspires to helping you achieve it." -- The Alchemist, Paulo Coelho Just ask..


Victoria Aldridge Washuk


#historical-non-fiction #london-bombing #memoir #world-war- #historical-fiction

You are a good girl, and I have great pleasure in thinking you will be so happily settled. I have no doubt of your doing very well together. Your tempers are by no means unlike. You are each of you so complying, that nothing will ever be resolved on; so easy, that every servant will cheat you; and so generous, that you will always exceed your income.


Jane Austen


#jane #love #mr-bennet #love

White people love rock climbing almost more than they love camping. This is because the activity affords them the opportunity to be outside, to use a carabiner for something other than their keys, and to purchase a whole new set of expensive activity-specific clothing and accessories.


Christian Lander


#recreation #rock-climbing #white-people #love






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