#bloody

When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary. ↗

— Red Buttons

#bit #bloody #dean #dean martin #dracula

The pants come down. Most look shamefaced, but tha Arthur McBride is not the least bit shy about showing off his equipment, oh no, he isn't. He grins in my direction. 'Not all that impressive, boyo ↗

— L.A. Meyer

#humor #humor

People think I'm a miserable sod but it's only because I get asked such bloody miserable questions. ↗

— Nick Cave

#because #bloody #get #i #miserable

Absurdity is what I like most in life, and there's humor in struggling in ignorance. If you saw a man repeatedly running into a wall until he was a bloody pulp, after a while it would make you laugh because it becomes absurd. ↗

— David Lynch

#absurdity #after #because #becomes #bloody

There is a moment, just before I reach it that I consider going up through the lubber's hole because I'm wearing a dress, but I just can't do it. I go to the edge, do the flip over and land on the foretop. If anyone got a peek at my drawers, well, good for them, I hope they enjoyed it. ↗

— L.A. Meyer

#humor #jacky-faber #humor

An isolationist America is no bloody use to anyone. ↗

— Billy Bragg

#anyone #bloody #use

I love soccer. That's all I ever watch. I'll watch it all day if I can. But I'm too bloody old to play now. ↗

— Geezer Butler

#bloody #day #ever #i #i can

If I didn't have fake nails, my fingers would be bloody stumps. ↗

— Nikki Cox

#fake #fingers #i #nails #stumps

Playing and singing at the same time is pretty cool, but sometimes it's difficult to know when you can just really let go a bit because you've got to get back to bloody microphone and sing some stuff. ↗

— Graham Coxon

#because #bit #bloody #cool #difficult

I'm bloody awful at multi-tasking. ↗

— Brian Eno

#bloody #i