#bloody

The president took the advice of my East Texas grandmother: If you can skin a cat without getting the room all bloody, why not do it that way? ↗

— Richard Land

#bloody #cat #east #getting #grandmother

Ah Padriac. I have often wondered if boys who have flaming red hair up top also have...yep. ↗

— L.A. Meyer

#humor #humor

Give your kids a bloody knife and fork and let me put some fresh food in front of them they can eat. ↗

— Jamie Oliver

#eat #food #fork #fresh #fresh food

I can smell the smoke now. I can see tendrils of it comin' up between the cracks in the shrikin' floorboards. There she is, calmly taking down the framed examples of fine embroideries, samplers, and needlework from teh hallway wall and tucking them under her arm. "Mistress! Come on! You've got to leave!" She calmly turns and faces me. "Why?" she asks. "The British are coming?" "Only one, Mistress," I say ↗

— L.A. Meyer

#british #humor #pirates #humor

But surely we are not allowed..." "Allowed?" I counters. "We're allowed to do anything in this world until someone says we ain't allowed and that someone can back it up. ↗

— L.A. Meyer

#inspirational #jacky-faber #inspirational

I'm up for it. Whatever it is. As long as it means I'll always be with you. ↗

— Melissa de la Cruz

#love #lover #love

I met my second husband on a bus. We looked at each other and that was it. We were both married to other people at the time and behaved badly, but we didn't seem to have any choice. We were very happy for nearly 50 years and would still be together if it wasn't for the bloody railways. ↗

— Nina Bawden

#badly #behaved #bloody #both #bus

I love soccer. That's all I ever watch. I'll watch it all day if I can. But I'm too bloody old to play now. ↗

— Geezer Butler

#bloody #day #ever #i #i can

Comedy is underrepresented in every actor's life, because it's so bloody difficult to write. ↗

— Michael Caine

#because #bloody #comedy #difficult #every

If I didn't have fake nails, my fingers would be bloody stumps. ↗

— Nikki Cox

#fake #fingers #i #nails #stumps