#brick

A brick could be used to represent my hero. My hero obviously doesn’t look like a brick, but since he is my hero I decided to represent him as more handsome and interesting than he really is. Who’s my hero? Any member of Congress. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used as a tarp over one of those tiny circular inflatable pools for children. Well, you might call it a tarp, but I’d call it a trap. But I’ve already tried everything I can think of to silence the noisy neighbor kids, from mousetraps on lollipop sticks, to superglue disguised as lip gloss—and yet the shrieking continues.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a musical instrument. But it would take someone as deaf as Beethoven to enjoy it.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used as an inherently destructive force, if you can just get past the brick stage.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to foretell the future. And from all indicators, 2013’s going to be a blanket of a year.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick is a baton, as it passes from a civilization in ruin to one on the rise. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as man’s best friend, if you covered it in fur and taught it to bark and shit in your neighbor’s yard. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be God’s gift to man (and woman), and we wouldn’t even know it because we’re all obsessed with iPads, luxury cars, and of course, my body. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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Bricks could have been used to stop Napoleon’s army from advancing into Russia. And blankets could have been used to keep Napoleon rolling in victories. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a period on a really large sentence. A blanket could be used as a really large tilde sign. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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