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I lived in London for eight years and I like to say that I am two parts American and one part British because I lived there for a third of my life.


Devon Aoki


#american #because #british #eight #i

It all went back to problems we had talked about before, you know, such as the British not believing in formation bombing and not believing in daytime bombing.


Stuart Symington


#back #before #believing #bombing #british

Personally I like the English style better. It is not quite so brittle, and the people as a rule, just wear clothes and drink drinks. There is more sense of background, as if Cheesecake Manor really existed all around and not just the part the camera sees; there are more long walks over the Downs and the characters don’t all try to behave as if they had just been tested by MGM. The English may not always be the best writers in the world, but they are incomparably the best dull writers.


Raymond Chandler


#murder-mysteries #art

I put it to you that there are no British poets, there are no British novelists. I have heard myself described as one, but I think really I'm an English novelist; there are Scottish poets and Scottish novelists.


Ian Mcewan


#described #english #heard #i #i think

At midnight on July 1, 1997, Hongkong, the British Crown Colony, will be restored to China. This is not only an event which will be celebrated by patriotic Chinese; any patriotic American should celebrate it as well.


Robert Trout


#any #british #celebrate #celebrated #china

The Times is a paper which is seldom found in any hands but those of the highly educated.


Arthur Conan Doyle


#broadsheet #journalism #newspaper #sherlock-holmes #the-times

This historic general election, which showed that the British are well able to distinguish between patriotism and Toryism, brought Clement Attlee to the prime ministership. In the succeeding five years, Labor inaugurated the National Health Service, the first and boldest experiment in socialized medicine. It took into public ownership all the vital (and bankrupted) utilities of the coal, gas, electricity and railway industries. It even nibbled at the fiefdoms and baronies of private steel, air transport and trucking. It negotiated the long overdue independence of India. It did all this, in a country bled white by the World War and subject to all manner of unpopular rationing and controls, without losing a single midterm by-election (a standard not equaled by any government of any party since). And it was returned to office at the end of a crowded term.


Christopher Hitchens


#british-people #clement-attlee #elections #india #indian-independence-act-

There were people who believed their opportunities to live a fulfilled life were hampered by the number of Asians in England, by the existance of a royal family, by the volume of traffic that passed by their house, by the malice of trade unions, by the power of callous employers, by the refusal of the health service to take their condition seriously, by communism, by capitalism, by atheism, by anything, in fact, but their own futile, weak-minded failure to get a fucking grip.


Stephen Fry


#humor #satire #family

Bicky rocked, like a jelly in a high wind.


P.G. Wodehouse


#comedy #english #humor #jello #jelly

Am I bothered? Am I bothered though. I ain't doing nothing cause I ain't bothered.


Catherine Tate


#catherine-tate #comedian #humor #lauren-cooper #humor






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