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Why haven't we fixed sick yet? You scientists there-- put down those starfish and HELP us. I hereby demand that all the people who are good at math make the world free of illness. The rest of us will write you epic poems and staple them together into a booklet. ↗


— Daniel Handler


#daniel-handler #math

I am a camera with its shutter open, quite passive, recording, not thinking. Recording the man shaving at the window opposite and the woman in the kimono washing her hair. Some day, all this will have to be developed, carefully printed, fixed. ↗


— Christopher Isherwood


#development

A man with a club [bat] is a law-maker, a man to be obeyed, but not necessarily conciliated. ↗


— Jack London


#clubs #london

There is a luxury in self-reproach. When we blame ourselves, we feel that no one else has a right to blame us. It is the confession, not the priest, that gives us absolution. ↗


— Oscar Wilde


#confession #sin #blame

I blame boobs. ↗


— Jennifer L. Armentrout


#boobs #pure #seth #blame

Seeking what is true is not seeking what is desirable. ↗


— Albert Camus


#existentialism #honesty #seeking #truth #desire

This connection we have isn't going away, it's only getting stronger. Because the more I spend time with her, the closer I want to be. ↗


— Simone Elkeles


#perfect

A man devoid of hope and conscious of being so has ceased to belong to the future. ↗


— Albert Camus


#hope #hopelessness #suicide #consciousness

Chronic remorse, as all the moralists are agreed, is a most undesirable sentiment. If you have behaved badly, repent, make what amends you can and address yourself to the task of behaving better next time. On no account brood over your wrongdoing. Rolling in the muck is not the best way of getting clean. ↗


— Aldous Huxley


#brooding #guilt #morality #remorse #repentance

The moon is an orbital albino, and it gets tons of sunlight, so I propose Operation Sunscreen, where astronauts coat the surface of the moon with a protective layer of sunscreen. If you care about albinos and the environment, you’ll see this is a good idea. And hey, it’s a better use of taxpayer funds than bailing out private banks.
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— Jarod Kintz


#albino #bailout #moon #environment






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