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At school my boobs were bigger than all my friends' and I was afraid to show them. Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They're like an accessory.


Jessica Simpson


#afraid #better #bigger #boobs #feel

When a woman grabs my braids and says "How cute!" I crab her breast and say "How cute!" She never touches me again!


Russell Means


#indian #native-american #tits #tourism #tourist

I do have body-image issues, just like everyone else. I mean, I wish I had bigger boobs. And I hate my butt. I want an onion butt - you know, a butt that'll bring tears to your eyes?


Leslie Bibb


#boobs #bring #else #everyone #eyes

Girls have got balls. They're just a little higher up, that's all.


Joan Jett


#boobs #gumption #guts #humor-inspirational #joan-jett

You were with Margo Roth Spiegelman last night? At THREE A.M.? I nodded. Alone? I nodded. Oh my God, if you hooked up with her, you have to tell me every single thing that happened. You have to write me a term paper on the look and feel of Margo Roth Spiegelman's breasts. Thrity pages, minimum! I want you to do a photo-realistic pencil drawing. A sculpture would also be acceptable. I was wondering if it would be possible for you to write a sestina about Margo Roth Spiegelman's breasts? Your six words are: pink, round, firmness, succulent, supple, and pillowy. Personally, I think at least one of the words should be buhbuhbuhbuh.


John Green


#breasts #funny #humor #paper #towns

I blame boobs.


Jennifer L. Armentrout


#boobs #pure #seth #blame

I was bulimic and anorexic for a while, just hating my body. As an actress, I was never thin enough, never pretty enough. My boobs weren't big enough.


Felicity Huffman


#anorexic #big #big enough #body #boobs

People say, 'You're still breast-feeding, that's so generous.' Generous, no! It gives me boobs and it takes my thighs away! It's sort of like natural liposuction. I'd carry on breast-feeding for the rest of my life if I could.


Helena Bonham Carter


#boobs #carry #could #generous #gives

I like being small - I've known so many women with big boobs who feel overweight or end up with back problems.


Eva Longoria


#being #big #boobs #end #feel

I don't care what people say about my relationship; I don't care what they say about my boobs. People are buying my songs; I have a sold-out tour. I'm getting incredible feedback from my music.


Katy Perry


#boobs #buying #care #feedback #getting






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