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I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it.


Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi


#food #idiots #lobster #death

If you heard your lover scream in the next room and you ran in and saw his pinkie on the floor, in a small puddle of blood. You wouldn't rush to the pinkie and say, 'Darling, are you OK? ' No, you'd wrap your arms around his shoulders and worry about the pinkie later. The same holds true if you heard the scream, ran in and saw his hand or -god forbid- his whole arm. But suppose you hear your lover scream in the next room, and you run in and his head is on the floor next to his body. Which do you rush to and comfort first?


Jeffrey McDaniel


#hunting-for-cherubs #poetry #death

You tell Roarke you were tagging me for this? Or is he going to get riled up so I have to kick his ass again?" "Oh, is that what you were doing when you had to be carried out of the room unconscious?" "I like to remember it that I was just getting my second wind.


J.D. Robb


#roarke #second-wind #webster #death

Death came, Death went, but Commerce flowed Eternal.


Dean Koontz


#death

I am one pair of roses away from the grave,” I told the midget with the twelve-inch erection. It wasn’t his—he was just holding it for a friend (that impressive penis belonged to a much taller man). Ah, but that’s life, no?



Jarod Kintz


#death #erection #grave #life #midget

Le suicide est une solution à l'absurde.


Albert Camus


#death #suicide #death

It would kill the past, and when that was dead, he would be free.


Oscar Wilde


#death #freedom #death

Humans are about to grasp basic substances of all creations. When that moment comes, life or death are no longer matters.


Toba Beta


#creation #death #life #secret #truth

Kernel grins. “To the death, Master Grady?” “To the death, Master Fleck,” I grin back. Then we both say together, “But not ours!


Darren Shan


#kernel-fleck #death

Image is only temporal. Substance endures. Who said, "Image is everything"? And who believed it?


T.F. Hodge


#endurance #image #quotes #substabce #death






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