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#burglar

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We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.


Robin Williams


#burglars #furniture #gay #had #night

The most dangerous criminal now is the entirely lawless modern philosopher. Compared to him, burglars and bigamists are essentially moral men.


Gilbert K. Chesterton


#compared #criminal #dangerous #entirely #essentially

Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?


Bill Maher


#burglar #him #home #into #restraint

A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.


H. L. Mencken


#good #honest #politician #quite #unthinkable

A burglar who respects his art always takes his time before taking anything else.


Henry Porter


#anything #art #before #burglar #else

Burglars know there's more than one way to skin a vault.


James Chiles


#know #more #skin #than #vault

The faults of the burglar are the qualities of the financier.


George Bernard Shaw


#faults #financier #qualities

The fear of burglars is not only the fear of being robbed, but also the fear of a sudden and unexpected clutch out of the darkness.


Elias Canetti


#being #burglars #clutch #darkness #fear

If I can go from burglar for the government to talk show host, you can go from entertainer to congressman.


G. Gordon Liddy


#congressman #entertainer #go #government #host

By the way, Doctor, I shall want your cooperation.' 'I shall be delighted.' 'You don't mind breaking the law?' 'Not in the least.' 'Nor running a chance of arrest?' 'Not in a good cause.' 'Oh, the cause is excellent!' 'Then I am your man.' 'I was sure that I might rely on you.


Arthur Conan Doyle


#burglary #friends #friendship #law #reliance






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