#burglar

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. ↗

— Robin Williams

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The most dangerous criminal now is the entirely lawless modern philosopher. Compared to him, burglars and bigamists are essentially moral men. ↗

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

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A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. ↗

— H. L. Mencken

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A burglar who respects his art always takes his time before taking anything else. ↗

— Henry Porter

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The faults of the burglar are the qualities of the financier. ↗

— George Bernard Shaw

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If the many allegations made to this date are true, then the burglars who broke into the headquarters of the Democratic National Committee at the Watergate were, in effect, breaking into the home of every citizen. ↗

— Sam Ervin

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Whatever, crazy chick who maybe lives here and maybe also breaks into Michael's house when they're all gone. I'm out. Have a nice delusion. -Shayne ↗

— Rachel Caine

#delusion #humour #morganville-vampires #ghost

When I was young and we got caught pinching apples, we got a smack from the local policeman. Today if that happened he would be sued. There is a tendency to punish the victim, not the criminal. If someone broke into my house or my mum's house, I worry that the burglar has more rights than me. ↗

— Simon Cowell

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