Bill Maher

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them. ↗

— Bill Maher

#about #anymore #better #better taste #cannot

Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit! ↗

— Bill Maher

#fire

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally. ↗

— Bill Maher

#bill-of-rights #christianity #constitution #politics #religion

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them." (The Decider, July 21, 2007) ↗

— Bill Maher

#humour #ideas #idiocy #politics #ridicule

Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake--you know, to send the right message to kids. ↗

— Bill Maher

#gay-rights #law

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got? ↗

— Bill Maher

#exes #facebook #funny #humor #internet

Don't get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance. ↗

— Bill Maher

#tolerance #tolerance

I think religion is a neurological disorder. ↗

— Bill Maher

#religion

The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs. ↗

— Bill Maher

#game #like #looks #mad #out

Saying someone is religious is heard in most of America as a compliment, a reassuring affirmation that someone will be moral, ethical, and after a few glasses of wine, a freak in the bedroom. ↗

— Bill Maher

#religion