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Bill Maher

Read through the most famous quotes from Bill Maher

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

— Bill Maher

#about #anymore #better #better taste #cannot

Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit!

— Bill Maher


I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

— Bill Maher

#bill-of-rights #christianity #constitution #politics #religion

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them." (The Decider, July 21, 2007)

— Bill Maher

#humour #ideas #idiocy #politics #ridicule

Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake--you know, to send the right message to kids.

— Bill Maher

#gay-rights #law

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?

— Bill Maher

#exes #facebook #funny #humor #internet

Don't get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.

— Bill Maher

#tolerance #tolerance

I think religion is a neurological disorder.

— Bill Maher


The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.

— Bill Maher

#game #like #looks #mad #out

Saying someone is religious is heard in most of America as a compliment, a reassuring affirmation that someone will be moral, ethical, and after a few glasses of wine, a freak in the bedroom.

— Bill Maher


About Bill Maher

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Did you know about Bill Maher?

a network news editor and radio announcer. Maher was raised in River Vale New Jersey and graduated from Pascack Hills High School in Montvale in 1974. S.

Before his current role as the host of HBO's Real Time with Bill Maher Maher hosted a similar late-night talk show called Politically Incorrect originally on Comedy Central and later on ABC. In 2005 Maher ranked at number 38 on Comedy Central's 100 greatest stand-up comedians of all time.

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