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People want to look taller and thinner. No one says, 'Ooh! Let me buy that dress because it makes me feel matronly!' ↗

Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend. ↗

I knew that I did not have to buy into society's notion that I had to be handsome and healthy to be happy. I was in charge of my "spaceship" and it was my up, my down. I could choose to see this situation as a setback or as a starting point. I chose to begin life again. ↗

— Warren Mitchell

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I got tired of different drum sounds so you buy different effects for more manipulation. ↗

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There are two powers in this world which cannot be matched. Beauty and Youth. Buy the beauty and imprison the youth. Give the best models, actress, and girls from town and nail them. I do not care how much it costs. ↗

— Ravindra Shukla

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A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas." ↗

— Claude Pepper

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I'm not buying a boat because of writing skits. ↗

— Jason Sudeikis

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I'd rather buy clothes then buy a bed ↗

— Christian Siriano

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