#buy

Record sales don't really mean anything. For us, the pressure is imagining some 15-year-old kid in Cincinnati who buys our album and doesn't feel like he wasted his pocket money. ↗

— Chris Martin

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I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything. ↗

— Demetri Martin

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