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And I tell her about his description because I want her to know what I now know, which is that the place where the pepper grows is not a place to be afraid of… I tell her: Mama, exile is not always the darkest corner of the earth. Sometimes it is lush and plentiful, sometimes it is full of life…


Carola Perla


#historical-fiction #literary-fiction #life

You never have to suffer because of, or be denatured by, another person, even someone you love.


Rossana Condoleo


#divorce #divorcing #love-pain #love-sadness #marriage

There just isn’t enough cock in this world to be caught suckin’ and be called anything but a slut for life. The cynic in me would call it a bad habit, but that’d make me a whore in denial and if there’s one thing I am, it’s an honest bitch. Then again, you don’t get famous for being daddy’s little angel, but you can easily fall into the Infamy Bracket by preaching a made-up Bible quote now and again. They say I’m shallow, but I’ve made a living out off diving off the deep end.


Dave Matthes


#cock #cynical #deep-end #denial #famous

Jesus doesn't hold back with Nicodemus. Following Jesus would require a commitment that would cost Nicodemus a great deal....In fact, it's true throughout all of Scripture....Following Jesus isn't something you can do at night where no one notices. It's a twenty-four-hour-a-day commitment that will interfere with your life. That's not the small-print--that's a guarantee.


Kyle Idleman


#christianity #inspirational-religious #inspirational

You know what? Fuck it. Just fuck it. The Rising didn't manage to wipe out the human race, it just made us turn into even bigger assholes than we were before. Hear that, mad science? You failed. You were supposed to kill us all, and instead you turned us into monsters.


Mira Grant


#people-suck #science

For me, I think the greatest achievements of science is to allow humanity to realize that our world is comprehensible. Through science, rational thinking, we can understand how the universe works.


Jim Al-Khalili


#science #science

Sure, at some level scientists know nanobots will destroy mankind. They just can't resist seeing how it happens.


Cracked.com


#humour #science #science

For a long time, I wanted to become a theologian. Now, however, behold, how through my efforts God is being glorified through astronomy.


Johannes Kepler


#job #knowledge #minitry #science #theology

I brought Sammy inside and put him to bed. Said his prayer with him. “‘Now I lay me down to sleep…’” To me, just random noise. Gibberish. I wasn’t sure exactly what it was, but I felt that, when it came to God, there was a broken promise in there somewhere.


Rick Yancey


#apocalypse #cassie #fiction #god #horror

The way Calvin's brain is wired you can almost hear the fuses blowing.


Bill Watterson


#humor #humor






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