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The rabbis paled. I’d managed to terrify holy men. Maybe I could beat up a nun for an encore.


Ilona Andrews


#power-words #self-deprecating #men

The Owl looked up to the stars above, And sang to a small guitar, "O lovely Pussy, O Pussy, my love, What a beautiful Pussy you are, You are, You are! What a beautiful Pussy you are!


Edward Lear


#beauty

Cats will amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw.


Terry Pratchett


#men

As the Promethean fire which banished Darkness, so Knowledge bears the Power and the Light.


Leanna Renee Hieber


#knowledge #mythology #beauty

Rousseau pounced. Men who dislike cats were tyrannical: "They do not like cats because the cat is free and will never consent to become a slave.


Robert Zaretsky


#jeanjacquesrousseau #men

O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains!" - Cassio (Act II, Scene iii)


William Shakespeare


#drugs #drunkenness #intoxication-and-sobriety #men

Stevie: "If you think he's a lecher and all men are disgusting, why do you want me to date?" Zena: "Because, Stevie. Now and then, when the moon is full and bluish, when the galaxy is all calm and peaceful and serenity rules and even the falling stars are falling gracefully, and the wind creates a beautiful song, that's when you find one outstanding man. Kind. Loyal. Funny and smart, great in bed but not kinky. A lover in his head and in his body. A man who doesn't think as a dick-obsessed monkey with a brain the size of a testicle, but one who is thoughtful and can hold his emotions in one hand and hug you close with the other. A man who is a hunky, manly man but who can talk to you like your best girlfriend, because that's what he wants to be for you. Your best friend." (Page 44)


Cathy Lamb


#beauty

Lockheed! You found me! You are the best X-Dragon ever.


Joss Whedon


#shadowcat #x-men #men

I could feel her wipe away something wet, but I refused to think she had made me cry as well as admit that I was a coward. The League of Men was going to come confiscate my balls at this rate. But it didn't matter. Trixie was worth it.


Jocelynn Drake


#confiscate #gage #trixie #men

When Christ at a symbolic moment was establishing His great society, He chose for its cornerstone neither the brilliant Paul nor the mystic John, but a shuffler, a snob, a coward – in a word, a man. And upon this rock He has built His Church, and the gates of Hell have not prevailed against it. All the empires and the kingdoms have failed, because of this inherent and continual weakness, that they were founded by strong men and upon strong men. But this one thing, the historic Christian Church, was founded on a weak man, and for that reason it is indestructible. For no chain is stronger than its weakest link.


G.K. Chesterton


#peter #the-catholic-church #the-papacy #the-pope #men






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