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Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience.


Pam Brown


#mathematics

Me, and thousands of others in this country like me, are half-baked, because we were never allowed to complete our schooling. Open our skulls, look in with a penlight, and you'll find an odd museum of ideas: sentences of history or mathematics remembered from school textbooks (no boy remembers his schooling like the one who was taken out of school, let me assure you), sentences about politics read in a newspaper while waiting for someone to come to an office, triangles and pyramids seen on the torn pages of the old geometry textbooks which every tea shop in this country uses to wrap its snacks in, bits of All India Radio news bulletins, things that drop into your mind, like lizards from the ceiling, in the half hour before falling asleep--all these ideas, half formed and half digested and half correct, mix up with other half-cooked ideas in your head, and I guess these half-formed ideas bugger one another, and make more half-formed ideas, and this is what you act on and live with.


Aravind Adiga


#india #poverty #school #education

In the deep night of metaphysics, all cats look black.


Terry Eagleton


#metaphysics #metaphysics

The only problem with politicians taking two week vacations every year is it’s about 50 weeks too short.



Jarod Kintz


#problem #vacation #politicians

And this mess is so big And so deep and so tall, We cannot pick it up. There is no way at all!


Dr. Seuss


#messies #cat

Me-EHH-UF-ow


P.C. Cast


#nala #vampyres #zoey-redbird #cat

My cat is not insane, she's just a really good actress.


P.C. Cast


#cat

You know Yellowfang, don't you? she was cranky, stubborn, impatient-and the most loyal cat you will ever meet.


Erin Hunter


#cat

There's nothing to catch up on. You came, you saw, you scored, you left. End of story.


Jeaniene Frost


#grave #halfway #to #cat

Time spent with a cat is never wasted.


Colette


#company #time #waste #cat






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