#cause

Knowing what I know of love, I hang back because I don't like to lie to myself. ↗

— Anne Parillaud

#because #hang #i #know #knowing

I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#again #beans #because #fried #fry

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#because #did #died #fake #i

I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#brain #brian #call #compliment #even

I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#days #haven #i #long #slept

I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#cause #down #i #know #necklace

So I do have to work, you know, and I find as many movies and TV shows that I can, because otherwise I wouldn't have an income. ↗

— Tippi Hedren

#find #i #i can #i do #income

I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#because #bought #caring #got #i

It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#cocky #dangerous #hands #know #people

I relate to most of the characters I play, because I do feel like an outsider. ↗

— Jon Heder

#characters #feel #i #i do #like