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#celebrities

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It's great to see that celebrities can be just like us - that they too have their highs and lows, that they don't always wake up looking their best, that they have bad habits and annoying traits.


Shirley Jones


#annoying #bad #bad habits #best #celebrities

We are making gods out of global celebrities.


Elizabeth Joan Smith


#global #gods #making #out

To be or not to be tethered to the sordid, sickly, stinking, sappy apron strings of Hollywood and its endless fondness for fu**ing your sh** up. If Shakespeare were alive today, I bet he’d write a scintillating soliloquy about the Broken Brood of Big Shots. I bet he’d help you out, Micky Affias, ol’ Will the Bard would. Listen, we’ll come visit you. Okay? I’ll dress up as William Shakespeare, Lucent as Emily Dickinson, and beautiful ‘Ray’ as someone dashing and manly like Jules Verne or Ernest Hemingway, and we’ll write on your white-room walls. We’ll write you out of your supposed insanity. I love you, Micky Affias. -James (from "Descendants of the Eminent")


Tim Cummings


#afterlife #astrology #brothers #children-of-celebrities #class-struggle

We spend too much time keeping up with celebrities. They're living their dreams, what about you? Are you where you want to be in life. Get off the couch, turn off the tv and start achieving your goals.


Bianca Frazier


#celebrity #goals #time #dreams

The stars have a strong effect on our daily shopping lives. Hollywood is astrology’s only credible conspiracy.


Bauvard


#celebrities #funny #humor #funny

Karl Marx: "Religion is the opiate of the masses." Carrie Fisher: "I did masses of opiates religiously.


Carrie Fisher


#addiction #alcoholism #celebrities #dysfunctional-families #fiction

Oh! This'll impress you - I'm actually in the Abnormal Psychology textbook. Obviously my family is so proud. Keep in mind though, I'm a PEZ dispenser and I'm in the abnormal Psychology textbook. Who says you can't have it all?


Carrie Fisher


#abnormal-psychology #bipolar #celebrities #celebrity #manic-depressive

Zeena's first published sermon at 7 years old. From “The Cloven Hoof” periodical, 1970, San Francisco, CA, USA.: “The question, 'What is the difference between God and Satan?,' was put to Zeena LaVey, seven-year-old daughter of the High Priest. Her answer was... 'SATAN MADE THE ROSE AND GOD MADE THE THORNS.


Zeena Schreck


#children-of-celebrities #gnosticism #god #religion-and-children #satan

If you look at the British royal family and take away the scandals and the goofy stuff that's going on, people love to have this king to look up to - the royals are like celebrities.


Kevin J. Anderson


#british #celebrities #family #going #goofy

When I was young in L.A. and I couldn't get into clubs or restaurants, I would call imitating celebrities and get a table, and it would work often. I was either Stallone or Mickey Rourke: 'This is Sly. I may be late, but my buddy Hank will be there early.'


Hank Azaria


#call #celebrities #clubs #early #either






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