#centaur

He would have shaved the centaurs, dipped them in honey, covered them with feathers, and hung them up like a bunch of pinatas. I'm just saying." - Warren ↗

— Brandon Mull

#centaurs #funny #humor #patton #warren

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget. ↗

— Eoin Colfer

#foaly #humor #humor