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On the same bill and on the same side of it there should not be two charges for the same thing. ↗

— Stephen Leacock

#charges #same #should #side #thing

The classics are only primitive literature. They belong to the same class as primitive machinery and primitive music and primitive medicine. ↗

— Stephen Leacock

#class #classics #literature #machinery #medicine

The landlady of a boarding-house is a parallelogram - that is, an oblong angular figure, which cannot be described, but which is equal to anything. ↗

— Stephen Leacock

#anything #cannot #described #equal #figure

There are two things in ordinary conversation which ordinary people dislike - information and wit. ↗

— Stephen Leacock

#dislike #information #ordinary #ordinary people #people

Writing is no trouble: you just jot down ideas as they occur to you. The jotting is simplicity itself - it is the occurring which is difficult. ↗

— Stephen Leacock

#down #ideas #itself #jot #just

Some of the speakers we bring on campus may not reflect official church teaching, but that's how it is. ↗

— William P. Leahy

#campus #church #how #may #official

BC is not going to replace the hierarchy, and BC is not going to lead some major reform in the Catholic Church - that's got to come out of the whole Catholic community. ↗

— William P. Leahy

#catholic church #church #come #community #going

Clearly there are individuals who don't understand what the church teaches, or they think it's so limiting. ↗

— William P. Leahy

#clearly #individuals #limiting #teaches #think

The church may hold whatever it holds with regard to clerical celibacy. ↗

— William P. Leahy

#church #clerical #hold #holds #may

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. ↗

— Fran Lebowitz

#assure #i #life #real #real life