#chad

There are shades of schadenfreude. My favorite shade is bright red, from a haughty spanking. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

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#humor #schadenfreude #funny

I love that name. A country named Chad. Sounds like somebody who lived next door to the Brady Bunch. But if Chad actually lived next door to the Bradys, Greg would be roasting over a slow fire and Marcia would be standing naked on an auction block, because Chad is one of the hungriest, craziest, most desperate places on the planet. ↗

— Gary Brecher

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#humor #war #humor

I wouldn’t joke if you weren’t always patching me up,” Davin retorted. He looked at Chad again. “You must have noticed, right? It’s kind of cute, actually.” Though my heart fluttered, I tried to shoot him a warning glare. He ignored me. “I like to call her Doctor Fisher. ↗

— J.M. Richards

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#anna #anna-and-davin #chad-s-a-jerk #davin #doctor-fisher