#che

A schedule defends from chaos and whim. It is a net for catching days. It is a scaffolding on which a worker can stand and labor with both hands at sections of time. ↗

— Annie Dillard

#catching #chaos #days #defends #hands

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out. ↗

— Phyllis Diller

#best #best way #eat #get #kitchen

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. ↗

— Phyllis Diller

#bachelor #guy #made #mistake #never

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? ↗

— Phyllis Diller

#asked #been #cheap #couple #fang

Entrenched bureaucracies are always opposed to fundamental changes. ↗

— Christopher Dodd

#bureaucracies #changes #entrenched #fundamental #opposed

I am pretty detached from the local music crowd though. ↗

— Mark Edwards

#crowd #detached #i #i am #local

There is no act of treachery or meanness of which a political party is not capable; for in politics there is no honour. ↗

— Benjamin Disraeli

#capable #honour #meanness #party #political

It is the mind which creates the world around us, and even though we stand side by side in the same meadow, my eyes will never see what is beheld by yours, my heart will never stir to the emotions with which yours is touched. ↗

— George Gissing

#beheld #creates #emotions #even #eyes

Travel teaches toleration. ↗

— Benjamin Disraeli

#toleration #travel

Basically, my problem was attributed to stress more than anything. I don't know what that does and I guess doctors can tell you that there's chemicals that build up in your system when you go through a lot of stress and constant stress. ↗

— Mike Ditka

#attributed #basically #build #chemicals #constant