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#chris

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My family makes these vinegars - out of everything from grapes to peaches and cherries. We go through the whole process with the giant vat and drainer, label them, and give them as Christmas presents. ↗


— Mario Batali


#christmas #everything #family #giant #give

Tony Hale is a devout Christian and is a complete retard when it comes to swearing. The script called for him to swear for about 30 seconds and he just couldn't do it. ↗


— Jason Bateman


#called #christian #comes #complete #devout

Wynton and Christopher were really great experiences for me because they are both very gifted artists. ↗


— Kathleen Battle


#because #both #christopher #experiences #gifted

The Church is not a gallery for the exhibition of eminent Christians, but a school for the education of imperfect ones. ↗


— Henry Ward Beecher


#church #education #eminent #exhibition #gallery

Christ, seven years of college, down the drain. ↗


— John Belushi


#college #down #drain #seven #years

No civilization other than that which is Christian, is worth seeking or possessing. ↗


— Otto von Bismarck


#civilization #other #possessing #seeking #than

If you have come to these pages for laughter, may you find it. If you are here to be offended, may your ire rise and your blood boil. If you seek an adventure, may this song sing you away to blissful escape. If you need to test or confirm your beliefs, may you reach comfortable conclusions. All books reveal perfection, by what they are or what they are not. May you find that which you seek, in these pages or outside them. May you find perfection, and know it by name. ↗


— Christopher Moore


#christ

Therefore I say unto you, What things soever ye desire, when ye pray, believe that ye receive them, and ye shall have them. (Jesus, in Mark 11:24) ↗


— Anonymous


#religious #jesus

Christ is the Master; the Scriptures are only the servant. The true way to test all the Books is to see whether they work the will of Christ or not. No Book which does not preach Christ can be apostolic, though Peter or Paul were its author. And no Book which does preach Christ can fail to be apostolic, although Judas, Ananias, Pilate, or Herod were its author. ↗


— Martin Luther


#scripture

Jesus calls us to his rest, and meekness is His method. The meek man cares not at all who is greater than he, for he has long ago decided that the esteem of the world is not worth the effort. ↗


— A.W. Tozer


#discipleship #spiritual-growth #effort






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