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Well, when I was five, I wanted my mother to let me go around and around inside a dryer with the clothes,” Clary said. “The difference is, she didn’t let me.” “Probably because going around and around in a dryer can be fatal,” Jace pointed out, “whereas pasta is rarely fatal. Unless Isabelle makes it. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#city-of-bones #clary-fray #dryer #jace-wayland #mortal-instruments

You're the first Shadowhunter I've ever met." “That’s too bad,” said Jace, “since all the others you meet from now on will be a terrible letdown. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#jace-lightwood #jordan-kyle #city

It's the mortal cup Jace, not the mortal toilet bowl. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#mortal-instruments #city

I don't care," Clary said. "He'd do it for me. Tell me he wouldn't. If I were missing-" "He'd burn the whole world down till he could dig you out of the ashes. I know," Alec said. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#chapter-one #city-of-lost-souls #clary-fray #jace #mortal-instruments

We need to talk,” she said. “All of us. About what we‘re going to do now.” “I was going to watch Project Runway,” said Jace. “Its on next.” “No you‘re not,” said Magnus. He snapped his fingers and the TV went off, releasing a small puff of smoke as the picture died. “You need to deal with this.” “Suddenly you‘re interested in solving my problems?” “I‘m interested in getting my apartment back. I‘m tired of you cleaning all the time.” Magnus snapped his fingers again menacingly. “Get up.” “Or you‘ll be the next one to go up in smoke,” said Simon with relish. “There’s no need to clarify my snap,” said Magnus. “The implication was clear in the snap itself. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#clary-fray #jace-wayland #magnus-bane #simon-lewis #problems

Actually," said Jace, "I prefer to think that I'm a liar in a way that's uniquely my own. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#mortal-instruments #city

Medium clever,” Simon acknowledged. “Like a cross between George Clooney in Ocean’s Eleven and those MythBusters guys, but, you know, better-looking.” “I’m always so glad I have no idea what you’re vacantly chattering about,” said Jace. “It fills me with a sense of peace and well-being. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#jace-lightwood #mortal-instruments #simon-lewis #city

We came to see Jace. Is he alright?" "I don't know," Magnus said. "Does he normally just lie on the floor like that without moving? ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#jace #magnus-bane #city

Not everything is about you," Clary said furiously. "Possibly," Jace said, "but you do have to admit that the majority of things are. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#ego #jace-wayland #city

Don't stop there. I suppose there are also, what, vampires and werewolves and zombies?" "Of course there are. Although you mostly find zombies farther south, where the voudun priests are." "What about mummies? Do they only hang around Egypt?" "Don't be ridiculous. No one believes in mummies. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#jace-wayland #joke #mummies #sarcasm #vampire






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