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A brick could be used to dispel the very same lies that a blanket could be used to cover up. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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So many of my friends are still trying to get record deals, and I've had one for 10 years now, where my only goal is to make the best music I can make. I've been very lucky. I have great faith that I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be, and whatever happens is going to be absolutely right for me. ↗

— Jane Siberry

#been #best #deals #exactly #faith

A blanket could be used to suffocate our secret desires. And what do I secretly desire? I desire suffocation, and that is why I must suffocate my desire. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to make you laugh, and a joke could be used to keep you warm inside.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a deodorant deterrent. Just ask any stinky Congressman.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be renamed something clever and cute, like President, and repackaged and resold to a solid base of sheep consumers every four years. The sheeple will never even notice that every new model of brick is exactly like the last brick!
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to make music. But why not use something more humane, like your armpit.
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— Jarod Kintz

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This homage has been rendered not to me - for the Polish soil is fertile and does not lack better writers than me - but to the Polish achievement, the Polish genius. ↗

— Henryk Sienkiewicz

#been #better #does #fertile #genius

I truly loved doing the videos, but it has been hard hearing all the time that you're just the Aerosmith chick. ↗

— Alicia Silverstone

#been #chick #doing #hard #hearing

A brick could be used to locate the precise coordinates of the Masons. Just follow the bricks—and follow the money. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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