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very funny my sarcastic friend


Cassandra Clare


#jace #funny

drive like hell was chasing you.


Cassandra Clare


#funny

What are you doing here, anyway?" "'Here' as in your bedroom or 'here' as in the great spiritual question of our purpose here on this planet? If you're asking whether it's all just a cosmic coincidence or there's a greater metaethical purpose to life, well, that's a puzzler for the ages. I mean, simple ontological reductionism is clearly a fallacious argument, but—" "I'm going back to bed." Clary reached for the doorknob. He slid nimbly between her and the door. "I'm here," he said, "because Hodge reminded me it was your birthday.


Cassandra Clare


#jace-wayland #ontology #philosophy-of-life #sarcasm #age

Watching Jace hug Isabelle, she tried to school her features into a happy and loving expression. "Are you all right?" Simon asked, with some concern. "Your eyes are crossing.


Cassandra Clare


#clary-fray #humor #simon-lewis #humor

Also, I'm sleeping with your mom. Just thought you should know.


Cassandra Clare


#humor #jocelyn-fray #simon-lewis #humor

Clary: What are you doing here, anyway? Jace: 'Here' as in your bedroom or 'here' as in the great spiritual question of our purpose here on this planet? If you're asking whether it's all just a cosmic coincidence or there's a greater metaethical purpose to life, well, that's a puzzler for the ages. I mean, simple ontological reductionism is clearly a fallacious argument, but- Clary: I'm going to bed.


Cassandra Clare


#city-of-bones #clary-morgenstern #jace-wayland #mortal-instruments #age

My shoulder will never be the same. I expect you to nurse me back to health.'-Jace 'Just break the door down, will you?'-Clary


Cassandra Clare


#clary-fray #flirting #humor #jace-wayland #humor

I've got plenty.” Isabelle smiled, kicking her feet up so that her anklets jingled like Christmas bells. "These, for instance. The left one is gold, which is poisonous to demons, and the right one is blessed iron, in case I run across any unfriendly vampires or even faeries, faeries hate iron. They both have strength runes carved into them, so I can pack a hell of a kick. " "Demon hunting and fashion," Clary said. "I never would have thought they went together.


Cassandra Clare


#demon-hunting #fashion #humor #isabelle #humor

It’s me,” said Jace. “Watching me play Scrabble is enough to make most women swoon. Imagine if I actually put in some effort.


Cassandra Clare


#jace-wayland #imagination

I don't think she doesn't believe she can die. I think, just like you always did, she believes there are things worth dying for.


Cassandra Clare


#jocelyn-fray #luke-and-clary #luke-garroway #worthy #inspirational






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