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#clothing

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #clothing




Shoes and clothing damage our ability to survive naked in the wilderness.


Steve Mann


#clothing #damage #naked #our #shoes

Sense of humor is important in life, not just in clothing. How boring to live a life in beige.


Jean Pigozzi


#clothing #how #humor #important #just

I like to be glamorous so I love the clothing and the big entrances. It needs to be spectacular!


Paulina Rubio


#clothing #entrances #glamorous #i #i love

I am a philanthropist. I hand my clothes down to customers at half the price they would get them from their families. Even with all the discounts I give, my non-profit chain is highly lucrative.


Bauvard


#fashion #funny #humor #non-profit #philanthropy

We need houses as we need clothes, architecture stimulates fashion. It’s like hunger and thirst — you need them both.


Karl Lagerfeld


#art #clothes #clothing #designer #fashion

To be really mediæval one should have no body. To be really modern one should have no soul. To be really Greek one should have no clothes.


Oscar Wilde


#clothing #greeks #humor #soul #wilde

Pam was a struggling artist who made everyone's life difficult. She only wore black and after becoming acquainted with her I couldn't decide if this was a deliberate fashion choice or whether it was physically impossible for any color to escape from the gravitational pull of her dark and bitter personality.


Bob Smith


#black-clothing #humor #humor

Fact: I don't know of a single girl who doesn't wish the show-it-all boxer-shorts phenomenon would go away as well. Guys, we just don't want to see your underwear. Truthfully, we believe that there is a direct correlation between how much underwear you show and how much you've got upstairs, if you know what I mean.


Lisa Samson


#clothing #fashion #faux-pax #men #men

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.


Dave Barry


#anybody #clothing #golf #hideous #open

The finest clothing made is a person's own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this.


Mark Twain


#course #demands #finest #made #more






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