#co

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. ↗

— Will Rogers

#baby #come #congress #country #feel

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few. ↗

— Will Rogers

#america #becoming #belong #educated #few

So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way. ↗

— Will Rogers

#day #different #different way #doing #every

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth. ↗

— Will Rogers

#anybody #anything #constitutional #constitutional amendment #did

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need. ↗

— Will Rogers

#art #convincing #money #need #people

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. ↗

— Will Rogers

#become #crime #lawyer #make #pay

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's. ↗

— Will Rogers

#anybody #economist #else #good #guess

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does. ↗

— Will Rogers

#being #by the people #democracy #does #four

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln. ↗

— Will Rogers

#claims #due #had #haven #lincoln

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you. ↗

— Will Rogers

#company #goods #hand #holding #policeman