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My advice to writers just starting out? Don't use semi-colons! They are transvestite hermaphrodites, representing exactly nothing. All they do is suggest you might have gone to college. ↗


— Kurt Vonnegut


#semi-colons #writing #college

I’m a man of leisure. That’s because I have an English degree and can’t get a job.
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— Jarod Kintz


#degree #economic-depression #english #job #leisure

What else is there to do in college except drink beer or slit one's wrists? ↗


— Bret Easton Ellis


#college #suicide #college

But in college, we can wear our alcohol abuse as proudly as our university sweatshirts; the two concepts are virtually synonymous. ↗


— Koren Zailckas


#college #college

To be silent the whole day long, see no newspaper, hear no radio, listen to no gossip, be thoroughly and completely lazy, thoroughly and completely indifferent to the fate of the world is the finest medicine a man can give himself. ↗


— Henry Miller


#society #the-colossus-of-maroussi #wisdom-of-silence #medicine

Anti-Americanism may indeed have grown fiercer than it was during the cold war. It is a common phenomenon that when the angels fail to deliver, the demons become more fearsome. ↗


— Ian Buruma


#bigotry #cold-war #leftism #politics #united-states

Don’t listen to what people tell you because they’ll try to bring you down. And don’t listen to yourself, either, because yourself will try to bring you down even more so than anyone else. As long as you just put all your energy into one thing, it can happen. ↗


— Chris Colfer


#energy

All people on the planet are children, except for a very few. No one is grown up except those free of desire. ↗


— Rumi


#desire

Come on," Cole said. He looked back over his shoulder at Mr. Brisbane, who was looking at me with a complicated expression as I left. Cole pointed at him and said, "You're a son of a bitch. He belongs here more than you do. ↗


— Maggie Stiefvater


#linger #mr-brisbane #sam-roth #expression

As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate. ↗


— Sandra Boynton


#mnemonic #seasons #determination






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