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I never saw myself going to college. Even when I was looking at different schools, I was like, this really isn't right.


Amanda Seyfried


#different #different schools #even #going #i

I am trying to make my accent so it won't bother anyone, but I am not going to drive myself crazy trying to pretend I am an American girl when I am from Colombia.


Shakira


#am #american #anyone #bother #colombia

My brother had boxes of comic books. He was really the collector.


Michael Shanks


#boxes #brother #collector #comic #comic books

It's all right to love someone who doesn't love you back, as long as they're worth you loving them. As long as they deserve it.


Cassandra Clare


#sophie-collins #love

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces.


Judith Viorst


#strength #life

I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I’d better go drown myself before I freeze to death.



Dark Jar Tin Zoo


#death #drown #freeze #freezing #funny

The university awarded me my degree, but can something that’s basically worthless be properly called an award?



Jarod Kintz


#college #degree #fraud #funny #humor

I had one fight in my adult life. I had the famous '89 fight with Nicole, which she admits that she initiated the physical part.


O. J. Simpson


#adult life #famous #fight #had #i

I collect lucky pennies that I find on the ground. I keep them in a Ziploc bag.


Jessica Simpson


#collect #find #ground #i #keep

If an honest man is the noblest work of God, then Mr. Lincoln's title to high nobility is clear and unquestioned.


Matthew Simpson


#god #high #honest #honest man #lincoln






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