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If a couple has their picture taken at a wedding or other social gathering, and the woman looks hot, her guy could be blinking, chewing, or even mid-sneeze, and she’ll still display it on her desk at work.


Brian P. Cleary


#observation #observational-comedy #humor

You must have been pretty sure, considering you could have killed me." "I was ninety percent sure." "I see." Clary said. There must have been something in her voice, because he turned to look at her. Her hand cracked across his face, a slap that rocked him back on his heels. He put his hand to his cheek, more surprised than in pain. "What the heck was that for?" "The other ten percent.


Cassandra Clare


#funny #humor #funny

A Christian telling an atheist they're going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they're not getting any presents from Santa.


Ricky Gervais


#christianity #comedy #humor #humour #rationality

I can tell you that she's not breathing,” he said. “She has no heartbeat and all organ function and brain activity have stopped. Also her body temperature is now at seventy-three degrees.” “So you’re saying that she’s dead,” I said. “Well, I can't prove it, but, yes, I am leaning that way.


John Zakour


#sci-fi #sci-fi-humour-comedy #sci-fi

How bad is it?” “The story is only just now being reported, but let's put it this way,” HARV said. “The bag is now clearly catless, and there’s a very foul odor coming from the fan.


John Zakour


#sci-fi #sci-fi-humour-comedy #sci-fi

Sounds like you kids have some talking to do. I'll be eavesdropping from the kitchen.


Jill Shalvis


#romance #romantic-comedy #funny

He didn't come out of my belly, but my God, I've made his bones, because I've attended to every meal, and how he sleeps, and the fact that he swims like a fish because I took him to the ocean. I'm so proud of all those things. But he is my biggest pride.


John Lennon


#because #belly #biggest #bones #come

Ms. Fang is the nicest, sweetest teacher at Scary School. She only ate twelve kids last year.


Derek The Ghost


#funny #horror #humor #scary #school

Excuse me, your attention please.” He waited until the whole floor had stopped what it was doing and turned to face him. For a split second his impulse control kicked in, but by then his mouth was fully engaged. “For the record, Claire Marsden and I are not having sex.


Sarah Mayberry


#humour #romance #romantic-comedy #funny

[The cats] scamper in front of my legs, causing me to fall and face plant into whatever furniture is closest. They especially like to play this game when I’m carrying piping hot coffee.


Weston Locher


#comedy #essay #funny #humor #funny






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