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And yet we have what purports, or professes, or is claimed, to be a contract—the Constitution—made eighty years ago, by men who are now all dead, and who never had any power to bind us, but which (it is claimed) has nevertheless bound three generations of men, consisting of many millions, and which (it is claimed) will be binding upon all the millions that are to come; but which nobody ever signed, sealed, delivered, witnessed, or acknowledged; and which few persons, compared with the whole number that are claimed to be bound by it, have ever read, or even seen, or ever will read, or see.


Lysander Spooner


#anarcho-capitalism #anarchy #classical-liberalism #constitution #free-market

I didn't sign any contracts, and I didn't see any oil.


Vladimir Zhirinovsky


#contracts #i #oil #see #sign

Along with the standard computer warranty agreement which said that if the machine 1) didn't work, 2) didn't do what the expensive advertisements said, 3) electrocuted the immediate neighborhood, 4) and in fact failed entirely to be inside the expensive box when you opened it, this was expressly, absolutely, implicitly and in no event the fault or responsibility of the manufacturer, that the purchaser should consider himself lucky to be allowed to give his money to the manufacturer, and that any attempt to treat what had just been paid for as the purchaser's own property would result in the attentions of serious men with menacing briefcases and very thin watches. Crowley had been extremely impressed with the warranties offered by the computer industry, and had in fact sent a bundle Below to the department that drew up the Immortal Soul agreements, with a yellow memo form attached just saying: 'Learn, guys...


Neil Gaiman


#humor #humor

Early on, they were timing my contract with an egg timer.


Conan O'Brien


#early #egg #timer #timing #were

We Brits print banknotes out in Debden in Essex, and have contracted it out to the private sector. Here in the U.S. it is a government operation right in the heart of Washington next door to the Holocaust Museum.


Evan Davis


#contracted #door #government #heart #here

If your goal is to be the biggest movie star in the world, a 10-movie contract is gold. It was never my goal. Up until now, I made movies - and I have a nice house, a nice car. I'm fortunate, happy and grateful. Life is good.


Chris Evans


#car #contract #fortunate #goal #gold

People who live together naturally catch the looks and air of one another and without having one feature alike, they contract a something in the whole countenance which strikes one as a resemblance.


Frances Burney


#alike #another #catch #contract #countenance

My manager and my agents, they go over my contracts.


Gerard Butler


#contracts #go #manager #over

When I first came to New York I was a dancer, and a French record label offered me a recording contract and I had to go to Paris to do it. So I went there and that's how I really got into the music business. But I didn't like what I was doing when I got there, so I left, and I never did a record there.


Madonna Ciccone


#came #contract #dancer #did #doing

We are forced by the major publishers to include electronic rights in the contracts we make with publishers for new books. And there's very little we can do about that.


Richard Curtis


#books #contracts #electronic #forced #include






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