#crepsley

Charna's Guts! ↗

— Darren Shan

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#mr-crepsley #humor

Lovely Arra Sails, nectar to all males, how I'd like to spear you like a whaler spears a whale! ↗

— Darren Shan

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#darren-shan #humor #innuendo #larten-crepsley #mr-crepsley

She was a beautiful woman." Gavner sighed, tracing the outline of one of the elephants. "She just had very bad taste in underwear …" "And in boyfriends," I added impishly. Mr. Crepsley burst into laughter at that ↗

— Darren Shan

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