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#cupid

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I’ll tell you what love is. Love is walking up and down Archer Road in Gainesville, Florida and feeling like Cupid. Too bad the cops took issue with me hitch hiking with a bow and arrow.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #gainesville #humor #love #age

Since my trips to Earth, I've only managed to assemble a few basics facts about humans, condensing them in to four, overall points: kids got Reese's, teens got recess, adults got recessions, and seniors got receding.


Tai Odunsi


#greek-mythology #humor #mount-olympus #satire #valentines-day

She wore an A-line bridal gown with a V-shaped neckline while Apollo playing Bach's Air on the G string.


Tai Odunsi


#greek #greek-mythology #humor #olympians #percy-jackson-and-the-olympians

Love cannot live where there is no trust.


Edith Hamilton


#love #mythology #relationships #trust #love

…you know how hard it is to be utterly, drop dead gorgeous," she said, twirling that shiny instrument of torture she liked to call her hair.


Tai Odunsi


#love #olympians #olympus #teen #valentines

In Poetry class, Professor Sappho teaches us how to compose love ballads. She's a swell teacher and all but I'm not sure I understand her. She's always going on and on about her weekend trips with the other goddesses to the island of Lesbos.


Tai Odunsi


#greek-mythology #humor #valentines-day #love

A brick is a lot like love. I mean, I’m sure it is. It simply must be. However, I can’t think of how at the moment, but that’s natural, because I’m not Cupid. OK, here’s something: A brick has six sides, and love—wait, no, love only has five sides. Damn! A brick is red, and love—is transparent (visually it’s invisible, and truthfully it’s transparent). So color is out, shape is out—which leaves sound. A brick is silent, while love sounds like the hum of an electric generator. After a while, you may not hear it and you think it’s silent, but that’s only because you’re acclimated to it and have tuned it out.



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-uses #cupid #love #love

Maggie scoffed. "Denial will not save you when Cupid's arrow find its mark." "If i see Cupid anywhere in the vicinity, I'm ripping his chubby little arms off." Vanda yanked the door open to Romatech.


Kerrelyn Sparks


#cupid #denial #love

For you know that I myself am a labyrinth, where one easily gets lost.


Charles Perrault


#love #love

Christianity gave Eros poison to drink; he did not die of it, certainly, but degenerated to Vice.


Friedrich Nietzsche


#cupid #eros #love #poison #vice






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