#cute

The common man prays, 'I want a cookie right now!' And God responds, 'If you'd listen to what I say, tomorrow it will bring you 100 cookies. ↗

— Criss Jami

#cookie #cute #faithfulness #funny #god

Once I had her hand, I never wanted to let go of her. ↗

— Ottilie Weber

#holding-hands #love #not-letting-go #family

My own family were far from perfect, yet I thanked the Lord that I had them, even if they did sometimes make me want to kill them all. ↗

— Wade Chris

#family #family

If it were legal, I'd marry food. -Niall Horan ↗

— Niall Horan

#food

She didn't use the misery of others to cultivate her own smugness, true, but at least I didn't go about eating all their food. ↗

— Martin Amis

#observational #food

I need a friend and you seemed nicest. I think you and I can have more fun than those fake people on the other side. ↗

— Liz Grace Davis

#friendships #friendship

A real girl isn't perfect and a perfect girl isn't real. ↗

— Harry Styles

#fun #funny #romantic #funny

You are evidence of your mother's strength, especially if you are a rebellious knucklehead and regardless she has always maintained her sanity. ↗

— Criss Jami

#cute #difficulties #disobedience #evidence #funny

He did not go much further, but sat down on the cold floor and gave himself up to complete miserableness, for a long while. He thought of himself frying bacon and eggs in his own kitchen at home - for he could feel inside that it was high time for some meal or other; but that only made him miserabler. ↗

— J.R.R. Tolkien

#funny #miserabler #tolkien #funny

He giggled like a puppy being tickled by a kitten wearing a duckling costume. ↗

— Jim Benton

#cute #duckling #funny #kitten #laugh