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Liz asked me the other day what I thought about twice baked potatoes. How the fuck should I know? Was I supposed to be thinking about twice baked potatoes all this time? Is this where I went wrong? Are grown men supposed to have an opinion about twice baked potatoes?


Tara Sivec


#futures-and-frosting #humor #marriage #tara-sivec #humor

How would you like to star in your very own commercial?" "I'd rather swim in battery acid.


Robin Benway


#humor #wait #young-adult-fiction #humor

I get no sense from his note at all,” said Will, bounding to his feet, “except that he can quote Tennyson’s lesser poetry. Sophie, how quickly can you have Tessa ready?” “Half an hour,” said Sophie, not looking up from the dress. “Meet me in the courtyard in half an hour, then,” said Will. “I’ll wake Cyril. And be prepared to swoon at my finery.


Cassandra Clare


#humor #humorous-quotations #will-herondale #humor

I plead alignment to the flakes of the untitled snakes of a merry cow and to the republicrats for which they scam: one nacho, underpants with licorice and jugs of wine for owls.


Matt Groening


#pledge-of-allegiance #humor

Hi there," squeaked a precocious little voice, "you are speaking to Chloe Fusakawa, and I have just learned how to answer the phone.


Gabrielle Zevin


#kids #little-kids #technology #humor

Were you thinking about eating me?” Will inquired. “No!” “No one would blame you,” said Jem. “He’s very annoying.


Cassandra Clare


#will-herondale #humor

Hell hath no fury like a coolly received postmodernist.


David Foster Wallace


#postmodernism #humor

What New England is, is a state of mind, a place where dry humor and perpetual disappointment blend to produce an ironic pessimism that folks from away find most perplexing


Willem Lange


#dry-humor #humor #new-england #perplexing #pessimism

I'm not racist, I've got a black president


Dane Cook


#humor #humor

Never sleep with a lady only once, especially in the case of an older lady. -'Rhett


Rowena Cherry


#humor #racy #romance #rules-for-a-rake #sperm-donor






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