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Happy National Philanthropy Day! Do a good deed today and make the lives of others better. Things you can do(if you can afford it): a. Pay for a student to attend College or University b. Make a donation to a bride and groom before they get married c. Donate time to volunteer at a hospital or nursing home d. Buy food and give it to a homeless individual e. Volunteer at a soup kitchen ↗


— Kambiz Mostofizadeh


#national-philanthropy-day #food

I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them. ↗


— Andy Bernard


#leaving-home #home

When I get home I take some sleeping pills and within what seemed like half an hour of unconsciousness it was Monday morning again. ↗


— Irvine Welsh


#sleep #home

In those days, at least in my small town, parents didn't seem to worry so much about what their kids were doing as long as they made it home in time for dinner. ↗


— K. Martin Beckner


#old-days #small-town #home

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. ↗


— Charles M. Schulz


#day #dread #going #i #new

It was Lorraine in her nightie and Mo in his cap. They'd just settled their brains for a long winter's nap in front of the television. When out in the lot there arose such a clatter, they sprang from their recliners to see what was the matter. Away to the window they flew like a flash, tore open the blinds and threw up the sash. And what to their wondering eyes should appear, but Stephanie Plum and yet another of her cars burning front to rear. ↗


— Janet Evanovich


#humor

I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed? ↗


— Brian Celio


#closed #day #eat #eats #every

We need to bridge the gap between the medical libraries and the hospital rooms; take the information out there already, add to it, focus it, harness it - and bring it to the patient who was just diagnosed today. ↗


— Bruce Vento


#already #between #bridge #bring #diagnosed

On Valentine's Day, the Spirit Club plastered the school with red streamersand pink balloons and red and pink hearts. It looked like Clifford the Big Red Dog ate a flock of flamigoes and then barfed his guts up. ↗


— Carolyn Mackler


#valentine-s-day #humor

A hug a day keeps the bad boys away. ↗


— Jim Anderson


#day #hug #humor #inspirational #humor






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