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Those who speak ill of the spiritual life, although they come and go by day, are like the smith's bellows: they take breath but are not alive. ↗


— William Hazlitt


#although #bellows #breath #come #come and go

If I have not read a book before, it is, for all intents and purposes, new to me whether it was printed yesterday or three hundred years ago. ↗


— William Hazlitt


#before #book #hundred #i #intents

We're going to win Sunday. I guarantee it. ↗


— Joe Namath


#guarantee #i #sunday #win

A great many things which in times of lesser knowledge we imagined to be superstitious or useless, prove today on examination to have been of immense value to mankind. ↗


— Lafcadio Hearn


#examination #great #imagined #immense #knowledge

We only work four days a week, we only work three weeks out of the month, and we get four months off for the summer. So there's plenty of time for me to spend with the kids. ↗


— Patricia Heaton


#four #get #kids #me #month

Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down. ↗


— Mitch Hedberg


#backpack #being #bring #day #down

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. ↗


— Mitch Hedberg


#buy #cake #candle #got #holder

I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long. ↗


— Mitch Hedberg


#days #haven #i #long #slept

When I was young, I told my sister that she had chunky thighs. She slapped me and I cried. She feels bad about it to this day, but I feel worse. ↗


— Jon Heder


#bad #cried #day #feel #feels

I was studying my 'Bold and Beautiful' script the other day, lying in a hammock, when one of my Siberian tigers walked up and grabbed it out of my hand - she wanted to play. See - teeth marks! ↗


— Tippi Hedren


#bold #day #grabbed #hammock #hand






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