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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. ↗

— Groucho Marx

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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. ↗

— Groucho Marx

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All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. ↗

— Groucho Marx

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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? ↗

— Groucho Marx

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The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths. ↗

— Groucho Marx

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Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it. ↗

— Groucho Marx

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I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. ↗

— Groucho Marx

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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it. ↗

— Groucho Marx

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If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you. ↗

— Groucho Marx

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It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy. ↗

— Groucho Marx

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