#den

I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven. ↗

— Jim Butcher

#humor #humor

I still can't believe," Michael said, sotto voce, "that you came to the Vampires' Masquerade Ball dressed as a vampire. ↗

— Jim Butcher

#humor #michael-carpenter #humor

I let out a battle cry. Sure, a lot of people might have mistaken it for a sudden yelp of unmanly fear, but trust me. It was a battle cry. ↗

— Jim Butcher

#humor #humor

I'd made the vampire cry. Great. I felt like a real superhero. Harry Dresden, breaker of monsters' hearts. ↗

— Jim Butcher

#humor #women #humor

Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention?' To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time.' The dog did nothing in the night-time.' That was the curious incident,' remarked Sherlock Holmes. ↗

— Arthur Conan Doyle

#curious #dog #humor #incident #mystery

Arthur blinked at the screens and felt he was missing something important. Suddenly he realized what it was. "Is there any tea on this spaceship?" he asked. ↗

— Douglas Adams

#humor #tea #humor

The moment you become friends with your inner Self, you realize that the failures or hindrances that you met earlier were caused more by your disconnected status with your inner Being. ↗

— Stephen Richards

#empowerment #jedi #motivational #self-confidence #self-help

Do not just believe in God and neglect the fact that He has an unprecedented belief in you. ↗

— Johnnie Dent Jr.

#motivation #self-confidence #motivational

He actually caught himself saying things like "Yippee," as he pranced ridiculously round the house. ↗

— Douglas Adams

#hitchhiker #in-love #silly #love

I didn't know this before, but as it turns out, Tyrannosaurs can really haul ass. ↗

— Jim Butcher

#humor #humor