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I have nightmares about hell, where all I do is add up numbers and try to have conversations with people like you.


Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #humor #humor

I’ve had a tense couple of days. And I’ve got to tell you, burning someone’s face off sounds like a great way to relax.


Jim Butcher


#humor #humor

If your opponent has you by fifty pounds, winning a fight against him is a dubious proposition, at best. If your opponent has you by eight thousand and fifty pounds, you’ve left the realm of combat and enrolled yourself in Road-kill 101. Or possibly in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.


Jim Butcher


#humor #humor

[F]rom my years of understanding ... I happily chose this kind of life in which I yet live [i.e., unmarried], which I assure you for my own part hath hitherto best contented myself and I trust hath been most acceptable to God. From the which if either ambition of high estate offered to me in marriage by the pleasure and appointment of my prince ... or if the eschewing of the danger of my enemies or the avoiding of the peril of death ... could have drawn or dissuaded me from this kind of life, I had not now remained in this estate wherein you see me. But so constant have I always continued in this determination ... yet is it most true that at this day I stand free from any other meaning that either I have had in times past or have at this present.


Elizabeth I Tudor


#choice #contentment #dignity #empowerment #freedom

Some pains are physical, and some pains are mental, but the one that's both is dental.


Ogden Nash


#humor #pain #humor

Often romantic relationships fail because you are trying to get someone to fall in love with the YOU that you never discovered.


Shannon L. Alder


#insight #revelation #self-esteem #self-love #love

The married thing. Sometimes I look at it and feel like someone from a Dickens novel, standing outside in the cold and staring in at Christmas dinner. Relationships hadn't ever really worked for me. I think it's had something to do with all the demons, ghosts, and human sacrifice.


Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #humor #love #michael-carpenter #humor

That’s the problem with you nearly immortal types,” I said. “You couldn’t spot a pop culture reference if it skittered up and implanted an embryo down your esophagus.


Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #humor #humor

The more fucked up you are, the more I like you. As long as you've managed to hold onto your identity through all the shit, then it won't matter how twisted you are. I will love you more for it.


Ashly Lorenzana


#experiences #fucked-up #humor #identity #love

I don't believe in faeries!


Jim Butcher


#humor #humor






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